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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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