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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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