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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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