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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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