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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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