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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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