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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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