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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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