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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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