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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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