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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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