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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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