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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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