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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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