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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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