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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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