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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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