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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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