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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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