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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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