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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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