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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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