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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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