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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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