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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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