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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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