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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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