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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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