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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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