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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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