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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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