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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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