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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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