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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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