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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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