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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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