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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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