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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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