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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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