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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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