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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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