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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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