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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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