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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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