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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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