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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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