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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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