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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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