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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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