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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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