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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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