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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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