Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.