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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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