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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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