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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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