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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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