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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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