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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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