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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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