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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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