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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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