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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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