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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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