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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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